To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY
by urbankat11 February 1, 2018
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Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing
I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs
by Nina24 June 21, 2005
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Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF
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A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.
Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher.
by TMGP January 22, 2005
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A cleany kept, shaven or waxed vagina; mirroring that of a prepubescent little girl.
I shaved earlier; check out my baby faff
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To faff without any pressing obligations.

NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
by Holamigos October 26, 2009
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