Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy

Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...

by Steloo September 15, 2019

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 February 18, 2018

fact slapped

When you fact check the shit out of somebody

*two people in an argument* "I am fact checking you so hard you just got fact slapped"

by Suck this fat dick November 13, 2020

Fact Slapped

When you are in an argument and you are fact checking somebody so hard

"Dude I'm spitting so many facts rn you get fact slapped the fuck out of"

by Suck this fat dick November 13, 2020

Fact Shaming

Destroying another’s argument or viewpoint using facts

Steve just got through fact shaming Bruce’s emotional whining about his gf. She’s a hoe, always been a hoe, can’t turn em into housewives.

by DrSL July 26, 2018

Flynn fact

As coined by a DIA colleague: “Flynn facts” – falsehoods – such as asserting that Iran has killed more Americans than al Qaeda in the 21st century, and was fired in 2014.

It's not a fact; it's a Flynn fact.

by Scarecrow67 May 9, 2023

Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher September 25, 2015