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When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm.
Guy 1: I swear! I'm a demon! Really.
Guy 2: *facepalm*
by Almighty891 December 04, 2008
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When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.
Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.

Guy 2: *Facepalm*

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by Capt. Palmface December 18, 2010
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A spontaneous reaction to an amazingly stupid statement, where the face of the listener meets with his palm in a smacking manner
Person A: OMG, Jessica Simpson got fat! She's defending womens' rights everywhere and being proud of her body!

Person B: FACEPALM

by ohhhhh yeaaaaahhh February 04, 2009
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A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. Used on the Internet in times of IM or any other form of online chatting.
Example 1
rocketgirl11: omg, i think that f i got on my math test stood for FANTABULOUS.

sugarskull12: are you fucking kidding me? *facepalm*

sugarskull12 has logged off

rocketgirl11: what?

Example 2
Jamie: I can't believe you failed World Language. English is easiest language in word!

Moksha: *facepalm* It's English is THE easiest language in THE WORLD. And I'm the one that failed World Language? No, I would has passed the test if you gave time me for study!

Jamie: *facepalm* Would has? You serious Moksha?
by Psuedonym Pippy May 19, 2011
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The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.
That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*
by Timnus December 30, 2010
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When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*
by Sparkles the Unicorn September 26, 2011
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Because words are not suitable to describe how dumb that was.
Random Ass Dude: HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
Sophisticated Dude: *Facepalm*
by Chazorlette March 18, 2009
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