I friended a few girlfriends and ex-girlfriends who probably shouldn't know about each other, and put up some pictures that made me look kinda stupid, so I figured the best option was a complete faceboot.
A Facebook-inspired kiddy-fad which contributes to the slow drowning in dross of the Interweb.
Have you been on UrbanDictionary since the dam' Social Networkers started a fad for inventing a "definition" of your own/your "special" friend's/your ex's name?
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile
just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later
A facebook page created by guys that is meant for hooking up These assholes give techniques for getting girls and fooling around. They even post really graphic comments about what they did.
"Did you hear that John and his friendsmade a facebooty page?"
"Yeah, I always knew they were players"