when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.
friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
by pepino dulce March 23, 2022
by Annie Bear PBP May 23, 2011
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010
When you no longer see a person irl but you're still friends on Facebook and might even occasionally interact.
Person 1: "I saw Sarah today, did you go to her babyshower?"
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."
by Pomme de terre December 4, 2020
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.
Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?
Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.
Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.
Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018