pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull July 29, 2005

Penis Face-off

When two penis' meet on chat-roulette in an awkward standoff against one another.

#1- bro worst thing... i was doing my usual thing on chat-roulette-
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...

by ciirclejerrk444 March 12, 2010

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 2, 2005

Face Off

to tell someone in no uncertain terms to go away and leave you alone

"You know what, you can Face Off", "Three in a bed and the little one said - Face Off"

by Friday Beers May 2, 2009

Fatboy Face-Off

An obese caucasian male who considers himself part of a clic a.k.a. "We'm" whom consistently borrows money from in debt individuals that are never paid back on promised date. One who gossips about sleeping with some attractive latino women, but in actuality doesn't. No matter where you see or hear about him, he's always chowing down on some Wendy's or McDonalds. Has a Shrek-a-like shapped body where his back is well over 36 inches in diameter and everlastingly mis-matches undershirt, shoes, and belt with outfit.

Phone Call
Dale: "Hello"
Fred: "Yo FatBoy Face-Off what you eating".
CONVERSATION
Bart: Yo man so what's the deal".
Art: I dunno man what's the deal".
Bart: " Face-off Face-Off".
CONVERSATION
Sam: "Wuz good fatboy".
Nick: "Man I don't appreciate it you calling that".
Sam: "Why man".
Nick: "Cuz I Know I'm fat So you know".
STARTS CRYING
Sam: "Shut up bitch".

Nick Argues

Sam: " Shut the fuck up Fatboy-Faceoff".

by Rich1487 September 14, 2006

Rip face off

To Make out, to kiss passionately. A form of foreplay.

Girl: I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna rip face off of him!

by Lovely butts October 26, 2014

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 4, 2005