A phrase coined in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by a patient in the mental hospital. It is used as an exclamation which indicates something has gone wrong, similar to when a person exclaims profanities such as 'f**k!' or 's**t!'.
Person 1: Did you do the project?
Person 2: No... I forgot! F**k da wife!
by Pink Coffee February 3, 2010
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To go and have have sex with yourself.
You have nothing to do? Well, go and f**k yourself.
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Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday
Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)
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When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
by morky_goober April 4, 2009
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August 10th is the day to talk completely trash on xbox cause is dodo
Woah its National F**k Xbox Day
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F@©K Susan Wajockccick, Jack Conte, Mark Fuckerburg, and all those othrer people,

They can suck my dick and they are all faggots will a hard R!
Siege Hael!
by lordgrim the invcbke February 10, 2021
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