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A unisex name meaning 'God's chosen'. The name is typically used to describe a noble, compassionate, yet well spoken and rational-thinking person. The name embodies the virtues and values a disciple of God would possess, which granted its main definition being 'God's favorite' or 'chosen by God'. The name also used to mean 'flawed by perfection' but was often made as a tool of mockery when the person of that name does not live up to its definition. So it was changed 50 years later because being chosen by God allowed both perfection and imperfection in ones character.

The name in our modern present is no longer used often, but still retains its definition of a kind-hearted and elegant person. The person who has this name will often be viewed as reliable, responsible, and is perfectly flawed, and whether they live up to such views, people named eyfher will always own a heart of kindness.
"I need to aspire to be eyfher-liketo be a better person!"
"Don't accept your flaws, fight to change and better yourself from them. Just like Eyfher"
eyfher by Laviña-- November 20, 2023
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the best!!! our bestest prrson everrrrrrrrrr. he is so funky in a good way and he has luscious locks. he is so amazing and good at school and everything else! he is so great with kids that he sometimes steals them (celebrity)
person 1: look at eyffers hair!
person 2: hashtag luscious!

person 1: hide your babies eyffer is here!!!!!
eyffer by account down rawr May 30, 2024
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026