express train to hell 

A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.

yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!

express train to hell by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

On the express train to Narnia 

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

On the express train to Narnia by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

night train express 

Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.

"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...

night train express by jim0bhab November 23, 2013

Coors Train (Express) 

When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.

Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.

Coors Train (Express) by The Frosty Tunnel March 24, 2010

express black train 

When a white woman wants her black cock long black and fast

Meliane is wanting for the express black train to bang her hard.

express black train by No lax July 2, 2017

Poo Choo Train Express 

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.

Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.

Poo Choo Train Express by K-man75 February 8, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019