ethan fronning 

where do I start, Ethan fronning is a very loving person, he has big eyes that you could stare at all day, he makes you feel happy and untouchable when you're with him nothing can ruin your moment, he makes you feel so special, he's so adorable, extremely cute, and handsome, he makes you smile down at your phone constantly when you get to know him its not hard to fall for him, he's so perfect, he's insecure for absolutely no reason at all, if he falls for you he is willing to do anything for you he would wait his whole life for you if he had to, he will stay up just to talk to you, he will have deep conversations with you at three in the morning trying to get to know you and talking about his future with you he will love you with all he has he is the literal definition of "death do us part" if you get lucky with an Ethan fronning keep him at all costs he loves you.

You: ahhhh ethan fronning told me that he loves me and that he's all mines last night

Your friends: omggg girl your so luckyyy keep him at all costs

ethan fronning by unknown12345678910111213 January 31, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012