Skip to main content
german word for ass. commonly used when you aren't allowed to cuss in english.
Esel by nath May 13, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Someone from my class named Barbora
Barbora du sehst aus wie ein Esel
Esel by Justafo May 13, 2022
Related Words
when your homie does a real stupid thing
Gabriel, du Eeeeesel.

esel schlagen 

esel schlagen by YH!tastic June 24, 2004
A state of mind in which the subject is extremely intoxicated. A norwegian ideology closely assimilated with Valhalla and often refered to as the Valhalla of the drunk viking. A theme that can be found in many nordic folk chants. Such chants can be found on soundcloud if one wishes to find Valhalla.
"Is it true that one has to piss in cross with another to enter through the gates of Eselland?",
"Yeah dude, went all the way to Eselland last nigt"
Eselland by esel24-7 October 30, 2018

wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun 

basically a tiktok meme of a dog singing the song "summer", except in a different spelling from pronunciation. a lot of tiktokers use it in their videos
*in tiktok*
system: you have 4 words left
person: wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun
she is special and amazing and never gets any thing wrong she is so determined and if any thing she doesn't understand she will get the answer.
she is such a esele.
Esele by esele May 20, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next