ee-moat-ick-on-ick-shun-airy n. Someone who knows all the normal and hidden emoticons of IM programs, social networking sites, and email services and uses them often.
Lynsey just had an entire conversation with me using emoticons...she's like an emoticonictionary.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'