Equify 

When you try to use equal and justify at the same time.

Its the cold war. You are the one argueing and i'm trying to make this equify.

Equify by asdfghkdfie February 5, 2019

piss equity

The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.

Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."

Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"

piss equity by Kos13 March 29, 2011

Equifucked

What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.

I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!

Equifucked by PeterVIII September 13, 2017

bar equity 

The amount of time and money a guy spends on trying to hook up with a girl at a bar or night club.

Example 1:
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"

Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.

bar equity by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009

equifax 

To readily and voluntarily expose sensitive private information about every user of a system through buffoonery and incompetence.

I’ve been a target of malicious equifax. I have to change my social security number, bank account, phone number, address, email address...fuck all of this.

equifax by angryfarmercandy September 13, 2017

Hipster Equity 

Hipster Equity – hip-ster ek-wi-tee noun The cumulative value of an individual's style and preferences that contribute to their overall qualifications to be acceptable among the independent cultural elite (hipsters). One's Hipster Equity is positioned against another's to determine which is greater. Increases and decreases in Hipster Equity can only be determined by external entities.

1. You purchase an original My Bloody Valentine Loveless LP in VG+ condition. Hipster Equity +1.

2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.

Hipster Equity by oversat January 4, 2013

Equifucked

Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.

Equifucked by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011