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Epic Mount

When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.
"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."

epic mount

Made familiar by several World of Warcraft (computer game) machinima videos. Originally meant the fastest rideable creatures in the game, later on became a synonime for hot & easy chicks. See mount.
She's an epic mount, i could do her all night long!
epic mount by damaniac82 May 20, 2008

Epic Mount

It's a epic mount which you can ride in the game World of Warcraft
"ROFL Epic Mounts pwn!!1!1 lollolollol"
Epic Mount by My Name Lol July 17, 2006