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Epic Mount

When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.
"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."

epic mount

Made familiar by several World of Warcraft (computer game) machinima videos. Originally meant the fastest rideable creatures in the game, later on became a synonime for hot & easy chicks. See mount.
She's an epic mount, i could do her all night long!
epic mount by damaniac82 May 20, 2008

Epic Mount

It's a epic mount which you can ride in the game World of Warcraft
"ROFL Epic Mounts pwn!!1!1 lollolollol"
Epic Mount by My Name Lol July 17, 2006
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026