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Endoplasmic Reticulum 

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!
"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."
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endoplasmic reticulum 

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting
endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

Endoplasmic Reticulum 

Endoplasmic Reticulum(ER) is an organelle. It has two types Smooth ER and rough ER. Rough ER is covered in ribosomes
A:Endoplasmic reticulum.
B:I really care about what you are about to say as this is an interesting subject that everyday people care about

Ectoplasmic Reticulum 

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.
Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.
Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016

ultramicroscopic-endoplasmicreticulum 

A micro-sized ribosome attachment to the smooth endoplasmic reticulum. Often seen in animal cells.
I found my ultramicroscopic-endoplasmicreticulum!