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Endoplasmic Reticulum 

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!
"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."
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endoplasmic reticulum 

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting
endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

Endoplasmic Reticulum 

Endoplasmic Reticulum(ER) is an organelle. It has two types Smooth ER and rough ER. Rough ER is covered in ribosomes
A:Endoplasmic reticulum.
B:I really care about what you are about to say as this is an interesting subject that everyday people care about

Ectoplasmic Reticulum 

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.
Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.
Ectoplasmic Reticulum by Pubo December 7, 2016

ultramicroscopic-endoplasmicreticulum 

A micro-sized ribosome attachment to the smooth endoplasmic reticulum. Often seen in animal cells.
I found my ultramicroscopic-endoplasmicreticulum!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026