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end up on a milk carton
1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
end up on a milk carton by soapmaker June 10, 2009
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end up in graveyard
end up in graveyard by crazyundefinedguy December 3, 2017
end up in a stretcher
end up in a stretcher by notarealnigga December 20, 2018
end up as bear shit
end up as bear shit by carnono March 20, 2021
End up with Cucumber on my face
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
End up with Cucumber on my face by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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