or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.
I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.
by TheSparky04 November 2, 2011
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The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.
After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.
by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013
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Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.
Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.
by wholesum1 November 28, 2016
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Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
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To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP
Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!
by SCOTT ` May 21, 2007
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A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.
Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."

Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
by Murray Rothbard April 6, 2008
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Name of a 501(c)(3) group created by Berman & Co., a

lobbyist for the restaurant, hotel, alcohol, and cigarette companies. "Defeat the Debt, another 501(c)(3), is supposedly organized by the Employment Policies Institute ALSO created by Berman & Co.

The Employment Policies Institute is not an institute, in the sense that it doesn't conduct research or perform services to the public. All it does is recycle American Enterprise Institute talking points under a false flag. Berman & Co. has a very large number of "institutes" or organizations, usually little information about the funding or affiliations. It cites "articles" which are letters to the editor published by a "senior economic analyst" at the "Employment Policies Institute," etc.

The "studies" are not peer-reviewed, but they take a long time to download (they're PDF files, naturally). The "doctors" are merely Ph.D. holders in an unrelated field spouting glibertarian theories. All in all, another front for wingnut welfare.
The Employment Policies Institute is a phony organization created in 1991 by Richard Berman, the principal of Berman & Co. It is little more than a website.

The Wikipedia entry for the "Employment Policies Institute" was obviously written by someone affiliated with the institute. Essentially devoted to ending the minimum wage (among other issues), it includes a section taking the 501(c)(3)'s position on a study, and then cites a "paper" by that same entity as "proof." This is the sort of bullshit we have come to expect from Berman & Co.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 12, 2010
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