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Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AWOOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out... WOAH. PASSES OUT DOES A FLIP IN THE AIR STARTS FLYING SHIFTS INTO A TIGER HOLY SHITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! TEA IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN SPECIMEN BORN FROM APHRODITE AND IS AS BRIGHT AS SIRIUS. SHE IS THE MOST ETHERAL BEING AND IS THE BEST ROBLOX PLAYER KNOWN TO MAN.
There's been legends that NO ONE can out do her skill. She's fought builderman, ROBLOX, John Doe, AND Jane Doe. She won every single time. She has never lost a day in her life. They are incredible, gorgeous, handsome, beautiful, kind, lovely, beloved, and a blessing to this Earth.
She LOVES:
Garfield Kart, Among Us, ROBLOX, Minecraft, and WINNING! Legends say, she's destroyed MANY haters of all of those things.
Lastly, there is something important that you must know... She is the knight of the Pee Pee Poo Poo Check. If you fail this check, you will be smited by lightning for eternity, never to be seen again.
There's been legends that NO ONE can out do her skill. She's fought builderman, ROBLOX, John Doe, AND Jane Doe. She won every single time. She has never lost a day in her life. They are incredible, gorgeous, handsome, beautiful, kind, lovely, beloved, and a blessing to this Earth.
She LOVES:
Garfield Kart, Among Us, ROBLOX, Minecraft, and WINNING! Legends say, she's destroyed MANY haters of all of those things.
Lastly, there is something important that you must know... She is the knight of the Pee Pee Poo Poo Check. If you fail this check, you will be smited by lightning for eternity, never to be seen again.
Dumbass 1: "Wow... You remind me so much of ElytraTea."
Dumbass 2: "I DO? YOU MUST BE SO IN LOVE WITH ME!"
Dumbass 2: "I DO? YOU MUST BE SO IN LOVE WITH ME!"
ElytraTea by PooPooPeePeeMan764 August 4, 2021
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Harold Koh
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