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A "school" in dudley that is posh because it has a swimming pool and a gym. But in reality its a shit hole.
Boy 1: Do you go to ellowes??
Boy 2: Errr nahh not that shithole i'd rather die.
ellowes by Dude999 May 29, 2008
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ellowes hall sports college

A secondary school in Dudley that is considered posh because it has a swimming pool, gym and posh drama studios. Also has a lot of rich pepole in that would be poor if they didn’t have drug dealers in there family. Also is in a posh woodland area with lots of peadofiles hiding in bushes.
Two types of people that go to ellowes
-Hey my names “person” I live in a four million pound house but still Can’t Aford to go to a private school.
-hey my names “person” I live in ugly Council house or flat in Dudley.

Ellowes hall sports College is fancy!
Verb: Phonetic spelling of otherwise overused acronym "LOL" (laughing our loud) found often in chats and e-mails.

Used so often, the acronym appears to many viewers be imbued with the pronunciation "ellowel," so 'Dave the Painting Guy' deemed "ellowel" an actual word, campaigning to change LOL to ellowel beginning in January 2009. (Dec. 31, 2008 recording on uStream bears the campaign's beginning).
"You make me ellowel."

"When I read that, I totally elloweled."
ellowel by Dave The Painting Guy February 3, 2009
A homosexual act done to someone within your own family.
"Wow he's totally gunna ellowel you..."
Ellowel by joshhymah February 24, 2008

Ellowelling 

Ellowelling: A word created by me, right here and now that I am documenting.
Her text was so amusing to me, she had me ellowelling.
You're welcome
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