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ellowes hall sports college

A secondary school in Dudley that is considered posh because it has a swimming pool, gym and posh drama studios. Also has a lot of rich pepole in that would be poor if they didn’t have drug dealers in there family. Also is in a posh woodland area with lots of peadofiles hiding in bushes.
Two types of people that go to ellowes
-Hey my names “person” I live in a four million pound house but still Can’t Aford to go to a private school.
-hey my names “person” I live in ugly Council house or flat in Dudley.

Ellowes hall sports College is fancy!
Verb: Phonetic spelling of otherwise overused acronym "LOL" (laughing our loud) found often in chats and e-mails.

Used so often, the acronym appears to many viewers be imbued with the pronunciation "ellowel," so 'Dave the Painting Guy' deemed "ellowel" an actual word, campaigning to change LOL to ellowel beginning in January 2009. (Dec. 31, 2008 recording on uStream bears the campaign's beginning).
"You make me ellowel."

"When I read that, I totally elloweled."
ellowel by Dave The Painting Guy February 3, 2009
A homosexual act done to someone within your own family.
"Wow he's totally gunna ellowel you..."
Ellowel by joshhymah February 24, 2008

Ellowelling 

Ellowelling: A word created by me, right here and now that I am documenting.
Her text was so amusing to me, she had me ellowelling.
You're welcome
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026