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Elite Ball Knowledge

An affirmation for when a joking reference is made to something of only moderate popularity, and only when it is presented to a group that was not predictably of the same fan demographic as the reference itself. Does not apply if the thing being referenced has since fallen into obscurity due to overuse or otherwise becoming unpopular.
"The cake is a lie" stopped being Elite Ball Knowledge after 5 seconds

"Kilroy was here" was Elite Ball Knowledge only among civilians, but lost that status after WW2 shooters got popular and made reference to it

An in-joke exclusively restricted to your friend group will never be Elite Ball Knowledge

2000s-2010s Era Youtube comments directly quoting something funny from the very video they're commenting on will never be Elite Ball Knowledge

*Videogame cutscene from perspective of Person 1, who calls up Person 2 for help during a fight*
Person 1: "Oh, you're going into labor right now... can this wait?"
*Some guy in the comments quoting a completely unrelated video from 2 years ago with only a couple hundred thousand views*: "He's pulling the pregnancy card THIS early?!"
*A second commenter responds with a follow-up line from the same referenced video*
*A third commenter*: "Elite Ball Knowledge"

*A kid hears Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell-Tale Heart" for the first time, and then responds by quoting the Spongebob episode "Squeaky Boots"*: "THEY'RE HERE! UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!"
*His friend*: "Elite Ball Knowledge"

Elite ball knowledge 

A ball with elite knowladge.
Person1: Dang that ball got elite ball knowledge,
Person2: I'm disliking this post 🤬👎👎👎
Elite ball knowledge by GURFLA April 30, 2025

Elite ball knowledge 

an idea/thing that's known only among a niche community who can immediately recognize it yet leave people who don't know confused
comment: it's a lagoon

reply: elite ball knowledge

Elite ball knowledge 

You know something that is lost to time, but you still remember it for some reason, that other may not remember or doesn't know at all.
Guy 1: Yo what about that snail?

Guy 2: You need elite ball knowledge to know it.

Elite ball knowledge

Usually when something is old but gold, only a handful of people would remember and get the reference.

Sometimes, people claim that EVERYTHING is 'elite ball knowledge' but it's really known by almost anyone on the Internet
Person 1: Do you remember the Bite of 87?

Person 2: Yoo that's Elite ball knowledge

Person 1: really nigga?

ebk (elite ball knowledge)

a colloquial abbreviation for "elite ball knowledge," a state of understanding niche references or lore within internet circles or advanced/elite understanding of a sport (usually basketball or football)
"What do you know about baseballs?" "Baseball, huh?" "Holy ebk (elite ball knowledge)"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019