elite airball

A moment where someone confidently pretends to have elite ball knowledge but completely gets the facts wrong, exposing that they were bluffing.

“blud didnt said stretchygoober created the son trend. holy elite airball”
“Calling that a lost internet relic when it was trending last year is a generational elite airball

elite airball by stretchygoober June 5, 2026

Get merch

Get the elite airball mug.

See more merch

elite airball

1. A moment where someone confidently pretends to have elite ball knowledge but completely gets the facts wrong, exposing that they were bluffing.
2. A moment when someone confidently acts like they know elite ball knowledge what they’re talking about, tries to show off their insider knowledge, and then gets the facts completely wrong.

“blud didnt know that stretchygoober was the one that started the son trend. holy elite airball”
“Calling that a lost internet relic when it was trending last year is a generational elite airball

elite airball by stretchygoober June 5, 2026

Get merch

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Get merch

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

Get merch

Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

Get merch

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch