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Eli's Coming

1)A phrase signifiying a portend of something evil. (source: Three Dog Night, "Eli's Coming"

2)To make reference to an inveterate womanizer who is on his way. (ibid)

"I got up this morning and felt weird... I think Eli's Coming."

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Suzy: "Brad's coming over tonight. I think he's going to tell me that he's breaking up with his girlfriend and wants to start going out with me."
Jude: "Uh oh.. Eli's Coming."

by TheMadjai July 31, 2006

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eli's trick

when a gay man blindfolds a heterosexual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a blowjob, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a blow job.

man, i was pissed when gay johnny pulled an eli's trick on me last night

by brad March 21, 2004

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eli's comin'

1. song, by three dog night.

2. saying used when something bad is going to happen.

3. quote in the tv show "sports night" when the cast has the sense of doom and casey says "eli's comin'" and everyone teases him for not knowing that the song was really about an abusive womanizer.

Person One: "I just have this feeling of dread."

Person Two: "Eli's Comin'."

by alicelovestyler April 27, 2009

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