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Eavesdropping 

Secretly Listening to other people’s conversations.; getting into people’s business.
When my friend is Eavesdropping on my teacher, he says Carter! Do you ever LISTEN?!
Eavesdropping by QuakeSplash26 February 3, 2019

Theory of Subatomic Elves 

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

Hot Buttered Elves 

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.
Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

G-eavesdropping 

Looking over someone's shoulder while they talk on G-Chat just to read their conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Guy 2: Reading your conversation with Jenna.

Guy 1: Stop G-eavesdropping on my google chat.

Taylor Eaves 

The literal feeling you get when you like a boy but he doesn't like you back

Originated from cyber peers of online figure Taylor Eaves, who got rejected by so many boys that people began using his name as an adjective to describe their own experiences with rejection
I nearly cried over a boy yesterday and I was like wow I'm so Taylor Eaves... I haven't cried since I was 10.

Olivia is feeling really Taylor Eaves at the moment because a boy keeps blanking her on iMessage, can you cheer her up?
Taylor Eaves by TeamCaptain June 9, 2013

eavesblock 

the attempt to ignore a nearby conversation that is stupid and lame in content or includes annoying people.
We were having a great meal and conversation...until they sat down next to us and we had to eavesblock the rest of the night.
eavesblock by scottish fernando August 24, 2011