El macho

A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".

Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d

by Big lozza March 3, 2022

El Macho

A orange El Camino that destroys the Limey Stone trees and causes general torment to humanity.

The El Macho stole the moon!

by Randy McTwowives December 2, 2003

El macho

He is the Main beast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.

El macho more like FITTY MATCHO

by Sexy Specese of a male February 10, 2021

el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis

wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong

by filjoe August 20, 2014

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 8, 2024

elmacho

A sexy beast of a man who can turn into a purple furry. He is the main antagonist in the movie Despicable me 2

Person 1: Ooh look! It's elmacho

Person 2: he's so sexy

by sefaD November 1, 2020