Eject the Warp Core 

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

Eject the Warp Core by Carbinator July 8, 2015

eject the warp core 

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"

eject the warp core by Renegaderocket August 17, 2011

Eject the Warp Core 

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

Eject the Warp Core by Carbinator July 8, 2015