Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You're looking pretty Eggman today

by Autumnshue April 2, 2021

eggman

A man that throws hardboiled eggs at the citizens of an innocent town and threatens them with gay hentai

"Oh no its eggman!"
"RUN!"

by CheeseCake420e October 29, 2020

Eggman

The god of piss
To piss on someone

I will eggman all over you.

by Uuwfortnite April 1, 2020

EGGMAN

A dj with an egg related surname that lives for egg puns and donks

Wow jon you went proper eggman then!

by Djeggman78 June 8, 2021

Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You looking pretty eggman today

by FakeWelshman April 2, 2021

Dr Eggman Blue

Something that you should never ever look up.

Person 1: Don’t look up Dr Eggman Blue
Person 2: Ok

by joe865883929292994585747884949 June 11, 2021