Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
by ball of niggs October 25, 2023
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
by sassyTAfan March 7, 2014
Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."
Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.
Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.
Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.
Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!
Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.
Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.
Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!
by offya December 21, 2011
From "Bedrock" by Young Money
1. Be on my low starch, be on my egg whites.
2. That girl has sum huge egg whites.
1. Be on my low starch, be on my egg whites.
2. That girl has sum huge egg whites.
by DJ CJV December 9, 2010
She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.
by DRAGONSLAYER May 4, 2013
by LauraJanehaha January 10, 2009
When you can see the whites of an eye underneath the pupil and above the eyelid. The persons eye looks like an egg being cooked sunny side up.
by J. Caldwell August 13, 2009