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A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"
Ed Reed by KingPhillip May 28, 2009
the baddest safety of all time, he ruins lives
look at the dark sombitch ed reed, he just ran back a 108 interception!
ed reed by deshawnte kang February 19, 2009
Amazing safety who plays for the Baltimore Ravens and in just 3 years in the NFL he is among the best and has a defensive player of the year award.
Ed Reed set an NFL record for longest interception return ever of 106 yards against the Clevland Browns.
ed reed by bob is your aunt May 31, 2005
The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.
Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)
Ed Reed by Jdlusional January 16, 2009

Ed Reed! 

Ed Reed is the name yelled whenever there is an interception of any kind. Whether it be a football interception, a basketball steal, or even cutting in line. Due to the large amount of interceptions NFL safety Ed Reed records. ED REED!
announcer: "Tom Brady drops back, throws downfield and it's intercepted!"

Larry: "ED REED!! Billy did you see Ed Reed just Ed Reed that ball?"
Ed Reed! by jcbigstuff January 10, 2010

Reed’ed 

The act of talking out your ass to get people to do what you want
Man my dad said he’d pay me for yardwork but never did, totally Reed’ed me
Reed’ed by Lol11010 November 15, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026