Ear Ass

I FUCK ASS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS EAR

Stop touching my Ear Ass.

by TheOneAndOnlyFUCKFACE aNd AlSo July 15, 2021

Elephant Ear Ass

When a woman wears granny panties and her ass is so pancakey that her asscheeks hang under the thigh elastic and they flap behind her thighs like Elephant ears

A droopy flat ass

"Dude, Beckys ass is so flat" "Yeah I know, shes got horrible Elephant ear ass"

by freethethirdknee October 14, 2016

Ass to Ear

A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.

Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"

by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard

Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault

by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025

asshole ear

Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.

What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.

I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!

by LukeL June 20, 2008