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A toilet emporium that exists in a realm few are far between what is comprehensible of our own reality therefore only fucking retards say this word. Ruled by Kingus Bungletom, and his Apprentice Splungato 3rd. They have ruled the reality since the day it was born into existence. They have a collective IQ of 2.003 and the overall memory of a pickle. 13 Pickles to be exact. If you have taken the literal time out of your day to search up this word I would immediately seek a psychiatrist and urgent mental help because you apparently have severe brain damage.

Eagnom trumbone squinegus.

eagnom by Jenkins_Farg November 12, 2022

Eggnomelettes

Omelettes made with the drink eggnog instead of just beaten eggs. Sometimes called an eggnoglette

Boy 1: Ya know those girls invited me over to make some eggnomelettes?

Boy 2: Egg what? Wait...are you talking about eggnoglettes?

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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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