soar ing
ea gle
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl
-noun
: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a
jet powered wingsuit, plane, and
stunt air bag.
Description:
The man is to
jump from a plane, wearing a
jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her
vagina. The woman will then wrap her
legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate
moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then
go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let
go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the
stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a
safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
Steve- "Did you hear what happened to
Tom?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he
broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"