E lit er 8

Dan's take on life and inability to correctly intemperate, enunciate and navigate through the English language and its literary features.

Woah, i sure am e lit er 8.

by 4439Woah May 21, 2019

e-literal

As literal as the limitations of electronic communication will allow you to be, taking into consideration a phrase's common usage in slang, etc.

Eat me.

This is an e-literal phrase if you are either referring to cannibalism, or perhaps are speaking as if you were another object.

by OverAllComa October 28, 2004

E-liter 4k scope

The weapon with the longest range of all the Splatoon 2 game. Categorized as a sniper weapon, it takes a long time to charge, but unleashes a powerful linear shot that can kill any player instantly. It is most used by japanese players that want to show to the world their supremacy at aiming like gods. People that are not good enough to use it, which is like 99% of all players, find it cancer, and, as someone said "it makes me wanna throw my switch out the window"

The E-liter 4k scope makes me wanna commit die because I always get killed out of nowhere

by Vadvid July 25, 2020

e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

e-lites

a name of group composed of the best of friends,close friend, a peers,

if your e-lites enjoy it!
being an e-lite group is too wonderful

by miszky July 19, 2010

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.

"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

by Black Turner December 13, 2013