dutch loaf
A Dutch Loaf is when you are having sex with a Dutch girl and after you bust a nut she lets you wipe it on the curtains. The Dutch woman in question usually doesn't shave.
dutch loaf by TheBigE May 11, 2014
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Ditch Loaf
An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
Ditch Loaf by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020
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