durty focai
plural of dirty ford focus:a dirty ford focus is a car with 1.4L diesel engine,2012 tipperary registration plate and was bought by the owner for 5 grand at 2.5% finance on gumtree
the car was probably paid for using daddys credit card yet for some reason the owner will post VSCO photos of himself and the car captioning the snaps with cringey shit like "self made" and broadcast to the entire world about how hes the "designated drunk driver" of the friend group when in reality he just cant afford to drink because of his crippling car debt
the owner takes better care of the car then they do their own hair,clothes or personal hygiene for that matter and will rarely follow the rules of the road or the speed limit,often blowing through a 10 mph school zone at 80 mph screaming "its for love officer !!!" because hes on the way to his girlfriends house and shes home alone
the owners of these cars are a different breed and the cars themselves are one of a kind, inexplicably attracting loud red haired galway jersey wearing women who have the same alcohol tolerance as your dad,uncle and mums boyfriend all put together
the car was probably paid for using daddys credit card yet for some reason the owner will post VSCO photos of himself and the car captioning the snaps with cringey shit like "self made" and broadcast to the entire world about how hes the "designated drunk driver" of the friend group when in reality he just cant afford to drink because of his crippling car debt
the owner takes better care of the car then they do their own hair,clothes or personal hygiene for that matter and will rarely follow the rules of the road or the speed limit,often blowing through a 10 mph school zone at 80 mph screaming "its for love officer !!!" because hes on the way to his girlfriends house and shes home alone
the owners of these cars are a different breed and the cars themselves are one of a kind, inexplicably attracting loud red haired galway jersey wearing women who have the same alcohol tolerance as your dad,uncle and mums boyfriend all put together
durty focai by nash nash nash October 28, 2021
