The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a DurianSmoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
Basically god. A very tall nigga whomst've had infinite intelegence. Subsequently all the bitch-hoes wanna suck that nigga dick. Simply being in the presens of a Darijan will make you happier and your life better.
Person 1: My G I was about to end it all but that nigga Darijan really saved my ass, I'll spend all my money buying him hoes and shizz!
Person 2: How much crack did you do my fashizzle, you off all the meds !
A thinly veiled metaphor, masquerading as a fruit. It's slimy, it smells funny, it grosses you out the first time, but then you swear it's the greatest thing ever... you see where this is going, right?
A: So, you having some durian tonight?
B: Eww!
C: Leave the kid alone, he's not into durian yet.
A durial321 is where some one becomes god of a game for an hour. Durial321 is/was a Runescape player due to a glitch in construction he was allowed to kill players out of the wildernessand they couldnt fight back, so he went on a mega killing spree, and became a legend althought this was considered glitch abuse and he is now banned. He got a Green Party Hat and other valuable items off this though. Some people hate him some people love him.
Hey rich people! I know lets do a durial321
3 seconds later Yay im rich