Dunloggin Middle School 

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.

Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!


Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

Dunloggin Middle School by chris April 8, 2005

Dunloggin Middle School 

it just sux here. we have tons of sucky teachers. we have an assistant principle who is a wildebeast, a spanish teacher who plays with dolls, a evil english teacher who has a giant mole and bald spot. and no matter what u do... u get caught

student: hey, we should write storys about frotgrub
student2: yeah sure, we just leave them anonymous and give them to people! how could we get caught

wildebeast: we found a binder the other day that had some rather disturbing messages on it. can you explain these?

spanish teacher: i like to play with myself and my dolls!

english teacher: BWAHAHAHAA

Dunloggin Middle School by B.A.C.K.H.A.I.R. May 8, 2005

Dunloggin Middle School 

Rated 5 stars? if only. More like 1.5 stars! Teachers that acuse you of cutting class when, really, you were transferred. Teachers that assume your lying to them when you say that you have to go to the bathroom. Principal with a hairy mole. Teacher that doesn't let you go to the bathroom because you were late to class (on a day with no late bells). Really? Just because I was late, doesn't mean that I'm not capable of peeeing myself. Math teachers that laugh creepily and nonstop. English teachers that lose assignments.

Student: Why didn't I get my paper back like everyone else?

Teacher: I'm sorry, you never turned it on.

Student: Yes, I did!

Teacher: Would you like to go speak to the principal?

Student: Can u atleast check?!

Teacher: (walks over to desk) Oh, here it is. Now class......

^Stupid Dunloggin Middle School^

Dunloggin Middle School by nerd #1 January 21, 2011

dunloggin middle school 

Yo. This school sucks. I agree wit CHRISTIAN TERLYCY up there. He was da one who stole the laptops and got Dan suspended.

Wow. what a lame school dude.

dunloggin middle school by Aaron M May 7, 2005