You don't want to know. The real definition is horrible, and should not be heard by any human ears. Only select people of Naperville, Illinois know this real definition, and nearly 95% of these people have had diarrhea, Sickness of the stomach, and in some cases death. Though it may be spread around in the future to the point where everybody knows, it is remained a secret. Created by Jeff Kreger
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).