Dumpster Cat

A feral feline snatched from abject poverty, and brought into the home by altruistic humans under the false notion that the cat would prefer confinement and processed gruel over freedom and fresh rat flesh.

We "rescued" Toby from the alley behind our apartment. He claws at the doors and bites people when they try to pet him, but that's just how a Dumpster Cat shows affection.

Dumpster Cat by Va-JJ December 2, 2018

Dumpster Cat

A middle aged whore of a woman who thinks she's a cougar but is unattractive and slutty

Quit being a whore Beverly your not a cougar, your a dumpster cat

Dumpster Cat by Interdimp June 8, 2015

Dumpster Cat

1. A cat that is a worthless piece of shit and belongs in a dumpster.
2. A cat that feels it needs to cower and hide when others are around (usually only bonds to one woman).

My friend's cat Chewy is a dumpster cat and is a candy ass bitch around others. We would like to toss him into the dumpster where he belongs.

Dumpster Cat by Steve Johnson November 10, 2003

Dumpsterbating 

The act of turning on the shower, then proceeded by sitting on the toilet and mastuerbating

"What we're you doing in the bathroom that took you like 2 hours?" "Dumpsterbating"

Dumpsterbating by Motodylan January 18, 2015

dumpsterbate 

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

dumpsterbate by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008