adj: the exact opposte of lightweight. used to describe an excess of something. Whether it be a person, place, thing or action, dumbweight is used when one of those has a lot of something.
it can also be used like one would use the word dumb.
Half elephant half man! A human born with massive ears resembling that of a fully grown elephant bull. They also have a tendency to fall out trees and break their arms! One of the perks of having dumbolightis is you have an excellent hearing so never talk about them to others they will always hear you how ever discrete you are!!
“O what dumbolightis you have!!”. “All the better to hear you with my dear!!”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).