Humping Drywall

Used to describe an act considered by the speaker to be very boring or uninteresting.

That was about as much fun as humping drywall!

by thekochinator2 December 2, 2010

drywall missile

When white guys get mad about literally anything and put their fist through the wall

Jon put his drywall missile through the wall of his double wide after his girlfriend forgot to put the natty light in the fridge.

by Knight492 March 26, 2019

Drywall Ass

When a girl (maybe guy) has no ass or booty whatsoever. Drywall reference is used to describe a flat surface from the girls back straight down to her hamstrings (back of the legs). Does not look good in a bikini. More prevalent in people of Asian or Caucasian ancestry, not so much in those of African, South American, or Polynesian ancestry.

Guy 1: "Check out that chick, she's so hot! Cute face, nice stomach, big boobs, and toned legs."

Guy 2: "For real!... Oh, what! Gnarly! Check it out, drywall ass!"

Guy 1: "Snap, never mind..."

by noworrychickencurry March 4, 2010

drywall palace

A poorly-designed, multi-gabled oversized house featuring shoddy construction with toxic Chinese-manufactured drywall; sometimes called a McMansion.

Dick: "What's that awful smell?"
Jane: "It's the off-gassing from the neighbor's new drywall palace. The suburb's are going to hell; let's move back into town."

by Tilleroon March 23, 2010

Portuguese drywall

The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.

"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"

"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."

by analbutt69 December 2, 2011

Hammering Drywall

When your chick isn't wet yet and you start hammering her dry vagina walls.

I had to be at work in 15 minutes, there was no time for foreplay, so I just started hammering drywall until I was done.. and she was sobbing.

by emilylovesgold September 21, 2011

Drywall Palace

A large home built with low quality builder grade fixtures and finishes, with architectural features crafted out of drywall instead of higher quality, more expensive materials. See also: McMansion

Brittany just uploaded a tour of her drywall palace on YouTube. Make sure to give her a like.

by DL Wentworth September 12, 2021