drunken pis Share definition Flag when a drunk guy goes to take a pis, he pulls out his tool and sees two, so he puts one of em away and pisses himself dude what happened to that guys pants... drunken pis... don't ask drunken pis by benomgebonics January 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the drunken pis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch