drunk plunk 

A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.

A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"

K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.

A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...

drunk plunk by best of luck w/ the hangover? December 24, 2010

Plunk-A-Dunk 

A combination maneuver: Start by face fucking a girl so hard that she pukes, then use the puke as lube for anal sex

No i didn't just get a blow job and some butt sex, it was a plunk-a-dunk.

Plunk-A-Dunk by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

Plunk and Dunk 

When you stick your Penis in anally and balls in Vaginally at the same time.

Stacey told Jim that she was ready for a good old plunk and dunk tonight!!

Plunk and Dunk by Cowboy Shocker August 6, 2021

Plunker Dunk 

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

Plunker Dunk by shizark May 9, 2011