boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox March 18, 2016

drum beat

The porn hub theme song

I got real excited when I heard the drum beat!

by Fuzzyboy_123 May 28, 2024

A Snare Drum

Having the threesome with two skinny chicks on a trampoline.

"Dude last night I ran a snare drum with Carrissa and lexi!"

by JustAnotherWhiteBoy October 13, 2020

thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

by jibolba November 22, 2019

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 5, 2018

Keg Drum

A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.

Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.

by Norton2 February 5, 2007

monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.

The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.

by Portuguese clown December 30, 2019