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Drop The Mic 

To give a guy a handjob but during the handjob make it awkward but not so awkward that he doesn't want you to finish. Make it very impersonal and then right before he's about to cum let go of his dick and walk away.
Girl 1: So how'd your date with Charles go last night?
Girl 2: It was terrible and he kept begging me for a blowjob last night.
Girl 1: Please tell me you didn't blow him.
Girl 2: Of course I didn't but I gave him a handjob.
Girl 1: Did you drop the mic?
Girl 2: I did indeed drop the mic.
Girl 1: THAT'S MY GIRL *high fives*
Drop The Mic by EsuNoTensai January 25, 2015

Drop the Marriage mic 

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008