Driveby Flirting

1. Verb: to holla, honk, throw semen, whistle, cat-call, clap, or perform any action that attracts the attention of a sexy male or female whilst driving, skateboarding, air-gliding, zip-lining, or travelling in any fashion, at a such a high speed, that the targeted sexy male/female has almost no chance to respond to said action.

2. Noun: the illest shit yu can do when itz Fridaay night and u ridin shotgun in yuh boy's pimped OUT ride cuz you see sum bitchez that R out of controllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

1. X: Why is there SKEET in ma hair???

Y: You just got hit by a driveby flirting!

X: I still got it!

2. Smartest man alive: "Fuck Black Ops imma get me some Driveby Flirting tonight"

by numuves April 12, 2012

HomeLess DriveBy.

When you have a mini-van (usally White) with a homelessman inside and you pick up girls paying them to bang the rotten man but not telling them until you kick there ass out of the car then THEY shit with the stench of ASS and Crabs..

"Hey sandy....."

"Yes?"

"I got a homeless driveby"

"You get crabs...?"

".....Yes"

".....same...........damn HomeLess DriveBy..."

by B-rody shizzle October 20, 2009

Harry Potter driveby

The act of prepurchasing a Harry Potter book, or buying it at the midnight sale, Quickly skimming through the book to the end and then slowly driving through the parking lot where hundreds of other Potter fans are waiting to by the book and Shouting out the ending and key plot revelations at the crowd, thus ruining the book for everyone.

The guys who do the Harry Potter driveby are real douchebags, but those Youtube clips sure are funny.

by 07079 January 27, 2009

animal suit driveby

The coolest band ever.

Animal Suit Driveby was sick nasty at the show last night!

by i love asd March 11, 2005

New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

Corporate Driveby

When someone is so fed up with a company or product they wait until the majority of employees gets off work and then sprays them with bullets comming down the front stairs to replace their staff and solve the problem.

Did you fix the problem with your computer?
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

driveby

when a man prematurely ejaculates onto a woman and then runs away in shame

I was excited to have sex with Bryce last night but all he could muster was a driveby.

by Officer Morningwood November 27, 2017