Throw up dreads

1. An action where a person involuntarily throws up in their hair

2. Mixture of vomit and hairballs

Nancy was so fucked up, she didn't even realize her head glistened with throw up dreads.

by wreckconcile August 10, 2019

the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"

Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)

by xofu April 11, 2008

dreaded single male

Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.

Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.

by miathyria March 3, 2005

the dreaded re-cap

The bad news of all your stupid drunk antics that comes from a close friend the night after partyin'

Dude #1: Dude, last night you pissed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. You pissed in my sink and got piss all over my bathroom counter. You threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. You ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. You drunk dialed every one on your phone. Then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. Then you tried to get tough with me when I told you to chill the fuck out. Yeah dude, you're 86'd from my pad.

Dude #2: Damn, I hate the dreaded re-cap

by dabizz March 21, 2008

Dread Hawks

A type of hair du that has a few dread locks dangling on each side, and the rest of the hair is cut short.

Ceilidh was admiring the beautiful dread hawks on the other girl.

by Rasa June 5, 2007

Dreadful Venereal Disease

Facetious extension of DVD (actually Digital Versatile Disk).

Nothing interesting on the telly tonight, Benny. Stick on a Dreadful Venereal Disease and let's watch it.

by Fearman December 15, 2007

Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater February 21, 2012