drapetomaniac

A person who has the overwhelming urge to run away

I am a drapetomaniac

drapetomaniac by Blackholesblacksouls January 13, 2014

Drapetomania 

The overwhelming urge to run away.

I'm sick of this city, Drapetomania is taking me over.

Drapetomania by snickel June 9, 2011

Drapetomania 

Drapetomania is a term that derived in the slave days and was used to describe the "disease" in which the symptoms were "a slave that was addicted to attempting escape or escaping slavery..."

Cure: cut off their toes.

None needed.

Drapetomania by Chris Johnson May 11, 2004