To be broken up with for your love of British electronic metal.
Your girlfriend or wife realizes it takes precedence over your relationship after:
- 2 months of having rage sex to "Through the Fire and Flames" on loop resulting in a hernia
- Being detained for stealing a bulldozer whilst running back through the midmorning light to collapse the porch and recreate the wastelands evermore in the front yard
- Racking up major medical bills after headbanging to the point of concussion and only being able to utter Bool, Whompst, and Girthquake for the entirety of the relationship
Your girlfriend or wife realizes it takes precedence over your relationship after:
- 2 months of having rage sex to "Through the Fire and Flames" on loop resulting in a hernia
- Being detained for stealing a bulldozer whilst running back through the midmorning light to collapse the porch and recreate the wastelands evermore in the front yard
- Racking up major medical bills after headbanging to the point of concussion and only being able to utter Bool, Whompst, and Girthquake for the entirety of the relationship
"Man did you hear how Nick got dragonforced?"
"That's unfortunate! I missed hearing crying, pleading, and "Through the Fire and Flames" from a block away"
"That's unfortunate! I missed hearing crying, pleading, and "Through the Fire and Flames" from a block away"
by Anissa's Wrath August 31, 2021
Get the Dragonforced mug.Kid A: Hey what'd you do last night?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?
by D@90E M^$T@7NE April 10, 2010
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To complete a project, task, assignment, etc as fast as possible, paying little/no attention to detail, finesse, quality of results, etc. Adapted from DragonForce, a power metal band from England known for their intensely fast songs.
by Mikey the I/O Psychologist March 17, 2008
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a. The act of shredding so amazingly that time stands still and the entire world weeps the beauty that you created.
b. The super amazing freaking owning of someone/thing.
c. BEING super amazingly freaking awesome.
a. The act of shredding so amazingly that time stands still and the entire world weeps the beauty that you created.
b. The super amazing freaking owning of someone/thing.
c. BEING super amazingly freaking awesome.
a. "dude I was dragonforcing when I suddenly achieved enlightenment" or "damn I just dragonforced the shit out of that michael bolton song"
b. "dude you just got dragonforced!" "that dragonforces!"
c. "sean and doty are such dragonforcers "
b. "dude you just got dragonforced!" "that dragonforces!"
c. "sean and doty are such dragonforcers "
by Anarchyfate August 9, 2006
Get the Dragonforcing mug.The wrist injury that frequently results from attempting to play "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce, on Guitar Hero 3. It's a combination of both carpal tunnel and a sprain in the left wrist, sometimes accompanied by a slow dull ache in the right wrist.
The only way to avoid Dragonforce wrist is to never attempt playing "Through the Fire and Flames". However, since this is nearly impossible for the red-blooded Guitar Hero loving American male, an hour long break may ease the pain.
The only way to avoid Dragonforce wrist is to never attempt playing "Through the Fire and Flames". However, since this is nearly impossible for the red-blooded Guitar Hero loving American male, an hour long break may ease the pain.
Slash has Dragonforce wrist even though he owned the song and the game blew to freaking pieces because of his awesome guitar wizardry.
by Jona-Tron January 6, 2008
Get the Dragonforce wrist mug.A Power Metal band who managed to get through three albums without anyone noticing that every song was exactly the same as the last. Exactly.
Billy Everyteen: Wow! This band is so amazing! Herman Li is god! I'm going to have to listen to more of their music.
-Half an hour later, after having sampled more of Dragonforce's library of songs-
Billy Everyteen: Haven't I heard this song before?
-Half an hour later, after having sampled more of Dragonforce's library of songs-
Billy Everyteen: Haven't I heard this song before?
by Thaddeus Sivana December 7, 2006
Get the dragonforce mug.What real power metal fans call Dragonforce, reason being that they are merely a cheap imitation of good power metal bands such as Sonata Arctica, HammerFall,Stratovarius
Poser at Firewind concert: Duuude! This is almost as good as that Dragonforce concert I went to last week!
Real power metal fan: Oh, you mean Dragonfarce? My dog has more talent than those weenies!
Real power metal fan: Oh, you mean Dragonfarce? My dog has more talent than those weenies!
by Laiho's Eyeliner June 26, 2008
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