dragon tits 

A) - A girl whose tits have been hidden away for so long that they are dry and scaly, much like the skin of a dragon.

B) - A girl who has been waiting for puberty to give her breasts for so long that their possible existence seems mythological, like a dragon.

A) - "Dude, I got with this girl last night but she hasn't been naked in so long, she has dragon tits."

B) - "That girl over there is, like, 25 but she's only got dragon tits."

dragon tits by Roxiel July 20, 2010

dragontits up 

1-When something is so destroyed it can be brought back without total destruction or removal

2- something is is dead, but it’s huge and inconvenient, also potentially a zombie

Wow kings landing is dragontits up for sure. Sort of like when the night king made that dragon a terrifying frozen zombie of frozen doom
I bet that’s why Dany went dragonshit crazy

dragontits up by Cor Riversprite May 16, 2019