drag the cat

When a male is too scared to ask a cute female whether she has a boyfriend or not and hopes that she will miraculously understand his motives through continuous empty conversations. This is usually reflective of an inability to grow facial hair, a lack of balls, and ultimately a signature of omega status for the male.
1. Bro, stop dragging the cat or else she'll think you're a pussy when she finds out from her friends.

2. Jack likes to drag the cat with Ashley because he prefers a fake friendship over loneliness.
by beemine May 22, 2014
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dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected
those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week
by T_Termont June 05, 2019
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